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On this day I complete my 31st year, as Lord Byron might’ve said. Of course, he lived to 36 and not much longer. And I don’t know if he ever played a game of rounders. If thou regrett’st thy youth,…
Check it out! A second video, this one inspired by steroid use AND Carrie Underwood’s hit tale of revenge! Share it! Text: Right now, he’s probably buying some high-dollar ‘roids Outlawed by the M-L-B Right now, he’s probably taking pills…
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He crossed his arms, resting his head against the windowpane. Somewhere near Toledo he opened up, pins pricking his wrists as if someone carried a grudge against him. He worked with his hands, carrying swaths of leather sewn together into…
Pitchers and catchers report in six weeks or so. My head is full of Christmas lights and resolutions, like: I will continue to trust in John Mozeliak, though the narrow path is uncertain. If Chicago wins a World Series, I…
Oh Pete Rose: Who can say whether I’d gamble on my own games if I could. I know I shouldn’t. I might do it anyway. Maybe I’d resign myself to sitting in a folding chair behind a conference table, signing…
When a fellow hits a home run, he doesn’t need to watch it fly. He does not need to smirk, and toss his bat into the sky. Doesn’t he know that his next wish will likely be denied? For the…
St. Louis players walked toward their plane, heads down, ties around their necks. Losing is not mysterious. They did it to themselves, kicking the ball around the infield in Game 2. Their sick pitcher afflicted swaths of the Midwest with…
There is no need to be melodramatic, for Ruben Tejada was already that, leaning on his cane while waving to Met fans before Game 3. He’d tossed his crutches after just a couple of days. Remarkable. He resembled the Penguin…