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Baseball in the Age of Corona

Posted by olabner on March 11, 2020March 11, 2020 in College, Ethics, Fan, Missouri State, MVC, Photos

Welcome back. I was supposed to be on a plane today but postponed my flight because I had a cold and didn’t want to fly to the PNW considering certain factors. Besides, American Airlines will call you back in a…

McGwire, a lifetime later.

Posted by olabner on September 8, 2016 in Ethics

I was only 14 when McGwire hit 70 home runs in 1998. Earlier that summer I worried that I’d miss his 62nd home run while paddling a canoe on a Missouri lake, far removed from secular radio: including broadcasts. I…

Alex and me

Posted by olabner on August 7, 2016April 27, 2017 in AL, Ethics

I wish to believe I am morally superior to Alex Rodriguez: the cheater, the jerk, the fraud. That if I had his talent, I wouldn’t need PEDs to get a bit closer to God. (That is, of course, if God’s…

Seriously, Marlon Byrd.

Posted by olabner on June 2, 2016June 2, 2016 in Ethics, Rules

After the news of Marlon Byrd’s suspension for 162 games for PED use (again), I simply could not summon the words. Because I already have. If you missed it the first time, find my rendition of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He…

Before He Cheats (PEDs)

Posted by olabner on January 11, 2016April 27, 2017 in Ethics, Videos

Check it out! A second video, this one inspired by steroid use AND Carrie Underwood’s hit tale of revenge! Share it! Text: Right now, he’s probably buying some high-dollar ‘roids Outlawed by the M-L-B Right now, he’s probably taking pills…

Pete Rose: if I were you.

Posted by olabner on December 14, 2015December 14, 2015 in Ethics

Oh Pete Rose: Who can say whether I’d gamble on my own games if I could. I know I shouldn’t. I might do it anyway. Maybe I’d resign myself to sitting in a folding chair behind a conference table, signing…

A Brief Word on Chase Utley, The Leg-Breaker

Posted by olabner on October 13, 2015April 27, 2017 in Ethics, NL, Rules

There is no need to be melodramatic, for Ruben Tejada was already that, leaning on his cane while waving to Met fans before Game 3. He’d tossed his crutches after just a couple of days. Remarkable. He resembled the Penguin…

McGwire.

Posted by olabner on March 19, 2015April 13, 2015 in Ethics

I remember writing “I saw #63” underneath the bill of my Cards’ cap. That I saw #17, too. And that I was worried I’d miss seeing the record-setting home run by attending summer camp. In June. He would unfurl, and…

Decision: Pete Rose

Posted by olabner on March 17, 2015April 13, 2015 in Ethics, Spring

Pete Rose applied to be reinstated to the Hall of Fame once more. When I hear this, I sigh: I do not like to cripple my life with legalism. Let him in. And I do not like to forgive unless…

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