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Winning: Is That It? Boston Globe Columnist Dan Shaughnessy’s Personal Evolution After the End of the Curse of the Bambino

Posted by olabner on May 7, 2020May 7, 2020 in AL, Boston Red Sox, Playoffs, Research

NB: I wrote this in the fall of 2015 for a research methods class while working on a Master’s of English (Creative Writing Nonfiction emphasis) at Missouri State. I present it here with no edits except for subheadings (for easier…

The best $60 I ever spent: my view at the greatest World Series game in history

Posted by olabner on October 16, 2019July 28, 2022 in AL, Fan, MLB, NL, Playoffs, St. Louis Cardinals, Texas Rangers, World Series

Behold. First published in similar form on a previous blog of mine in late October 2011. I bought a standing room only ticket for the World Series in St. Louis, arriving at noon for the 7 pm start. It was…

Jake.

Posted by olabner on February 26, 2018February 26, 2018 in AL, Chicago White Sox, Minors, Missouri State, MLB, Uncategorized

I was writing up an interview with Jeremy Eierman, a 21-year-old junior shortstop at Missouri State and highly touted MLB draft prospect. But then I read that Jake Burger had been carted off the field after suffering an Achilles injury….

I do not like them, Mary I am. I do not want the Cubs to win.

Posted by olabner on October 25, 2016April 27, 2017 in AL, NL, Playoffs

With thanks to Dr. Seuss. I AM FAN. NEW I AM. FAN. NEW FAN I AM. THAT NEW FAN! THAT CUBS FAN! WELL – I DO NOT WANT THE CUBS TO WIN. WOULD YOU LIKE THE CURSE TO END? I…

Alex and me

Posted by olabner on August 7, 2016April 27, 2017 in AL, Ethics

I wish to believe I am morally superior to Alex Rodriguez: the cheater, the jerk, the fraud. That if I had his talent, I wouldn’t need PEDs to get a bit closer to God. (That is, of course, if God’s…

Felix video!

Posted by olabner on June 27, 2016April 27, 2017 in AL, Videos

I Just Couldn’t Wait to Be King (Felix) Text: Way beyond the bullpen full And between base lines The batters’ dreams of getting hits Aren’t scheduled on my time I’d say I’m the ruler 
Of most everything that’s round
 From…

choice anxiety

Posted by olabner on May 18, 2016April 27, 2017 in AL

I didn’t want to see every game I possibly could because I would try to grasp how Chicago’s Arrieta might keep the ball away from Ichiro (in Miami) who could slap at a pitch and be three steps up the…

“Go to your room, Brad Ausmus”

Posted by olabner on May 17, 2016 in AL, Rules

It so happened that a man didn’t like what another man said. So the first man took off his shirt and threw it on the ground. But he didn’t throw it on any pile of dirt: it was a more…

A thought on punching a ballplayer in the face

Posted by olabner on May 16, 2016April 27, 2017 in AL, Rules

Arguing about fighting in baseball requires referencing literature that is not written down. Or discussed, beyond the mysterious language of major league clubhouses all clubhouses with different dialects that change from season to season, depending on the cultural makeup of…

I have returned to Cardinal Country.

Posted by olabner on August 17, 2015April 27, 2017 in AL, NL

I have returned to the center of the universe. It isn’t a bridge in Fremont. It is a place where the newspapermen write of Pete Kozma’s glove and Randy Choate arm. It is a place where the other state team;…

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