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FTC (Cubs)

Posted by olabner on May 25, 2016April 27, 2017 in Chicago Cubs, Fan, NL, St. Louis Cardinals

I should be gracious, I should be nice. I should be many things I’m not. My team has won many titles so many I forgot to notice a team in blue and red – the baby bears that hibernated. But…

On the eve of 32.

Posted by olabner on January 15, 2016April 27, 2017 in Fan

On this day I complete my 31st year, as Lord Byron might’ve said. Of course, he lived to 36 and not much longer. And I don’t know if he ever played a game of rounders. If thou regrett’st thy youth,…

Rhymes with Bat Flip: an Ode to Joy.

Posted by olabner on October 17, 2015April 27, 2017 in Fan

When a fellow hits a home run, he doesn’t need to watch it fly. He does not need to smirk, and toss his bat into the sky. Doesn’t he know that his next wish will likely be denied? For the…

Dearest Redbirds

Posted by olabner on October 9, 2015April 27, 2017 in Chicago Cubs, Fan, NL, St. Louis Cardinals

Will John Lackey take a breath? Will I? In 2006 I decided I might enjoy the playoffs, for the team of my heart made a run after escaping the regular season with a paltry 83 wins. They won the whole…

At a Loss

Posted by olabner on September 14, 2015April 27, 2017 in Fan, Grief

The pitcher is betrayed by a shortstop sweeping the dirt with glove, ball still spinning somewhere in the outfield grass. The run scores. The batter flies around first, then retreats back to the base, kicking the mud off his cleats….

POP

Posted by olabner on August 28, 2015April 27, 2017 in Fan, Interleague

I watched him start his swing, but I think I heard a POP first. My heart leapt within me. He followed through, hands dangling, bat in the dust. How did I know in half a second that this ball would…

Sports Illustrated Jinxes Cards (April 24, 2015)

Posted by olabner on August 25, 2015April 27, 2017 in Fan, NL, St. Louis Cardinals

Jason Heyward cheered from the cover of Sports Illustrated. There were only five or six copies remaining in the rack, fingerprints smudged on his shoes. Perhaps some deviant had reached for Heyward’s heel, only to be crushed by his metal…

Called Strike Three.

Posted by olabner on August 24, 2015April 27, 2017 in Fan

He took a strike, and then he nearly swung through another. The ball just grazed his bat and fell somewhere beyond the chalk. The next one he would not miss. The next one he did not swing at, so indeed…

I’m on the field!

Posted by olabner on July 29, 2015April 27, 2017 in Fan, Interleague, Photos

She shook her head no. Just day campers, lucky children clad in fluorescent t’shirts with bubble letters, could walk around the track outlining the baseball diamond. Not students? I asked. Because in two weeks – No. No. No. I stared…

Safeco Steps

Posted by olabner on July 27, 2015April 27, 2017 in Fan, Photos, Seattle Mariners

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