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I do not like them, Mary I am. I do not want the Cubs to win.

Posted by olabner on October 25, 2016April 27, 2017 in AL, NL, Playoffs

With thanks to Dr. Seuss. I AM FAN. NEW I AM. FAN. NEW FAN I AM. THAT NEW FAN! THAT CUBS FAN! WELL – I DO NOT WANT THE CUBS TO WIN. WOULD YOU LIKE THE CURSE TO END? I…

Losing in October: remember 1996

Posted by olabner on October 17, 2016April 27, 2017 in Playoffs

Really, this 1996 Cardinals team could hit because I’d seen it happen every inning before this And Dmitri Young and Brian Jordan made it 3-1 to start so it didn’t really matter if they won or lost because they would…

Who Hasn’t Scaled a Chain-link Fence (But it’s Different Here)

Posted by olabner on May 14, 2015May 14, 2015 in AL, NL

Matt Carpenter hit a ball to the fence. Had it been a chain-link fence, outfielder Michael Bourn could’ve scaled it and reached for the ball, retrieving it with the edge of his glove. Perhaps, if there was a swimming pool…

Good Golly Miss Molly: Corey Kluber Strikes Out 18 Cardinals

Posted by olabner on May 13, 2015May 13, 2015 in AL, NL

John Lackey kept throwing out baseballs, seemingly wondering what was wrong with them. Corey Kluber kept throwing out Cardinals. He didn’t entice them to hit meek grounders that he could field and toss to his first baseman. He didn’t get…

Musings in the Sixth, or, How Carpenter Got His Swing Back

Posted by olabner on May 12, 2015May 12, 2015 in AL, NL

Lance Lynn keeps striking out hitters, with three people on at once, and just one another time. He strikes out nine in six innings. He leaves with his team up 3-0. And Matt Carpenter takes a stance at home with…

Cleveland announcer gleefully jinxes no-hit bid

Posted by olabner on April 9, 2015April 9, 2015 in AL

“Could the Indians pitch a combined no-hitter?” Would you believe Cleveland announcer Tom Hamilton asked? It would’ve been the first since 1981, he told us from Houston, where the Astros floundered. Perhaps it was because he discussed other no-hit attempts….

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