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I do not like them, Mary I am. I do not want the Cubs to win.

Posted by olabner on October 25, 2016April 27, 2017 in AL, NL, Playoffs

With thanks to Dr. Seuss. I AM FAN. NEW I AM. FAN. NEW FAN I AM. THAT NEW FAN! THAT CUBS FAN! WELL – I DO NOT WANT THE CUBS TO WIN. WOULD YOU LIKE THE CURSE TO END? I…

FTC (Cubs)

Posted by olabner on May 25, 2016April 27, 2017 in Chicago Cubs, Fan, NL, St. Louis Cardinals

I should be gracious, I should be nice. I should be many things I’m not. My team has won many titles so many I forgot to notice a team in blue and red – the baby bears that hibernated. But…

John Mozeliak is my GM; I shall not want.

Posted by olabner on January 6, 2016April 27, 2017 in Chicago Cubs, St. Louis Cardinals, Videos

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Cardinals Wept.

Posted by olabner on October 14, 2015April 27, 2017 in Chicago Cubs, NL, Playoffs, St. Louis Cardinals

St. Louis players walked toward their plane, heads down, ties around their necks. Losing is not mysterious. They did it to themselves, kicking the ball around the infield in Game 2. Their sick pitcher afflicted swaths of the Midwest with…

In the Presence of Good, Be Still: TBS Announcers Jinx Lackey’s No-Hit Bid.

Posted by olabner on October 10, 2015April 27, 2017 in Chicago Cubs, NL, Playoffs, St. Louis Cardinals

It was only in the fifth, when the game became official, that a certain announcer – who shall not be named – began to talk. It wasn’t Dennis Upperdeckersley, who has ended too many quality Cardinal pitching performances games in…

Dearest Redbirds

Posted by olabner on October 9, 2015April 27, 2017 in Chicago Cubs, Fan, NL, St. Louis Cardinals

Will John Lackey take a breath? Will I? In 2006 I decided I might enjoy the playoffs, for the team of my heart made a run after escaping the regular season with a paltry 83 wins. They won the whole…

Ballad of the 9th.

Posted by olabner on May 7, 2015 in NL

Kevin Siegrist kicked the air and fired a pitch toward home. Yadier Molina caught it, dust billowing from his glove like stars. But though the universe may expand, even an umpire has his limits. The ball was low and outside,…

Grief and the Game.

Posted by olabner on May 6, 2015 in Grief, NL

I can still see the growing green grass covering the lumps and molehills of a baseball diamond. A slice of a red barn cuts through my vision. And somewhere, where I can’t see, my grandfather walks between the yellow backhoe…

Cards and Cubs: a bad inning vs a bad century.

Posted by olabner on May 4, 2015May 4, 2015 in NL

The Cards fell behind 5-0 in the 1st. To the Cubs. Full moon. Annoyance gripped me like a snake latching onto my heel. Maybe it was a small bear. A bad inning trumped a bad century. Or was it the…

Cubs win. Cubs win?

Posted by olabner on April 12, 2015April 2, 2017 in Uncategorized

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