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Alex and me

Posted by olabner on August 7, 2016April 27, 2017 in AL, Ethics

I wish to believe I am morally superior to Alex Rodriguez: the cheater, the jerk, the fraud. That if I had his talent, I wouldn’t need PEDs to get a bit closer to God. (That is, of course, if God’s…

Seriously, Marlon Byrd.

Posted by olabner on June 2, 2016June 2, 2016 in Ethics, Rules

After the news of Marlon Byrd’s suspension for 162 games for PED use (again), I simply could not summon the words. Because I already have. If you missed it the first time, find my rendition of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He…

Before He Cheats (PEDs)

Posted by olabner on January 11, 2016April 27, 2017 in Ethics, Videos

Check it out! A second video, this one inspired by steroid use AND Carrie Underwood’s hit tale of revenge! Share it! Text: Right now, he’s probably buying some high-dollar ‘roids Outlawed by the M-L-B Right now, he’s probably taking pills…

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