Anatomy of a Rain Delay

Cards lead Cubs 4-1. Mid-afternoon.
Withhold belief. Two losses. Irritable.
Rain begins to fall.
During delay, watch clip of Randal Grichuk reaching over fence, retrieve home run.
Replay.
Ask God why some players don’t wear high socks.
Unexplainable.
Rain continues to fall in St. Louis.
Drive across town.
Stop by credit union about acquiring bond to assure state government that I will collect and pay sales tax on purchases.
Unsuccessful. They don’t sell bonds that low.
Listen to Mike Shannon cackle about Bob Gibson talking with Tim McCarver.
Drive to bank to inquire about bond.
Find it’s only a drive-thru. What?
Listen to Mike Shannon cackle for no reason.
Drive to usual bank location.
Discuss bond with young employee and employee in training.
Buy cashier’s check. Hope it works.
Check in on game. Wonder how many clichés Mike Matheny can use in each sentence.
Complete business tax application after delaying it for weeks.
Take a nap.
Wake. Think of all things I should do.
Go back to sleep.
Wake up.
Begin watching ESPN 30 for 30 documentary Benji.
Feel guilty.
Continue watching.
Stop documentary to mail tax application.
Listen to rain delay coverage. LaRussa praises heart of David Eckstein. Imagine Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom heart transplant scenario. Make note to discuss with James Andrews.
Decide between one stamp and two. Imagine employees mocking me for overpaying postage.
Listen to Tony LaRussa talk about Jim Edmonds.
Nothing about blonde highlights ca. early 2000s.
Another question for God.
Mail envelope. 5:04. Oh.
Return home.
Listen to rain delay coverage, which has turned into St. Louis news.
Hear teams will play at 6 p.m.
Weather permitting.

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