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Yuck and Other Thoughts on The Hack.

Posted by olabner on June 16, 2015April 27, 2017 in AL, Fan, NL, St. Louis Cardinals

It’s possible some employees of the St. Louis Cardinals organization tampered with the Houston Astros player database. The Cardinals look bad, which is almost as good as other teams doing well. Still, it’s particularly embarrassing for an organization that prides…

Competition

Posted by olabner on June 15, 2015 in NL

Does a game in June mean less if the team doesn’t play in October? It is more pleasant to rake up leaves with a radio playing in the background. And it is nice to think that the whole world thinks…

On Rainouts

Posted by olabner on June 14, 2015April 27, 2017 in Interleague, St. Louis Cardinals

As a child, I asked my parents what I’d done wrong when the Cards were called off. I sat in the middle seat of a green Suburban, surrounded by brothers and sisters. We were closing in on the stadium. I…

The View from Here.

Posted by olabner on June 12, 2015April 27, 2017 in Fan, St. Louis Cardinals

He waited at third. As if anyone ever waits at third, standing around watching the sun dipping toward the seats along the top of the stadium. If you sit up there you’re likely to believe you might tumble down, knocking…

Pujols decides to pass Mantle

Posted by olabner on June 11, 2015April 27, 2017 in AL

Instead of sitting in a living room, he stood in a cage. Instead of checking on others, he learned to check his swing. Instead of watching movies, he watched film. Instead of seeking to fill out a tee, he swung…

Despair and Hope: an inning

Posted by olabner on June 9, 2015 in NL

He held his quad and yelled with pain. And then his teammate did, too. And the Cardinals lost both Matt Adams and Matt Holliday. Not to say they can’t make it up. Not to say they cannot score more than…

Pitchers and Runners: a Duel

Posted by olabner on June 1, 2015 in Uncategorized

He twitches, and pouts, and stares. He watches a man standing on a pile of dirt. The man on the pile glares. The first man, called a Thief, takes his pace: 1, 2, 3 down the line. The second man,…

Taveras: a year later

Posted by olabner on May 31, 2015April 27, 2017 in Grief, NL, St. Louis Cardinals

A year ago, he’d played his first major league game. He hit a home run. The fans yelled for more. He took off his helmet, and waved. He smiled. He would do it again: line a pitch over the right…

Next Year

Posted by olabner on May 30, 2015 in Uncategorized

In the future, the fields will be small, because the players won’t grow up. by

Outside

Posted by olabner on May 29, 2015 in NL

A pitcher tried to hit with a runner at third. The runner scraped his toe along the third baseline until his laces turned dusty. The man at home took a pitch, and took another one. He knocked mud off of…

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