My liege: ode to King Felix Hernandez

Felix, I thought you’d be better.

I had a chance to sit in your throne as I wandered the halls of Safeco.

Clearly, it was unoccupied.

I mean.

You were pitching and all.

Not well.

But. You’ll pitch again.

Your fans will wave yellow and blue K signs.

But today.

You weren’t there.

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