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Seriously, Marlon Byrd.

Posted by olabner on June 2, 2016June 2, 2016 in Ethics, Rules

After the news of Marlon Byrd’s suspension for 162 games for PED use (again), I simply could not summon the words. Because I already have. If you missed it the first time, find my rendition of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He…

“Go to your room, Brad Ausmus”

Posted by olabner on May 17, 2016 in AL, Rules

It so happened that a man didn’t like what another man said. So the first man took off his shirt and threw it on the ground. But he didn’t throw it on any pile of dirt: it was a more…

A thought on punching a ballplayer in the face

Posted by olabner on May 16, 2016April 27, 2017 in AL, Rules

Arguing about fighting in baseball requires referencing literature that is not written down. Or discussed, beyond the mysterious language of major league clubhouses all clubhouses with different dialects that change from season to season, depending on the cultural makeup of…

On the case (against the DH)

Posted by olabner on January 26, 2016April 27, 2017 in Rules

An ardent fan might find it disreputable that a skinny fellow in a suit might decide to allow one of his own to take a bat. Neither he nor the batter has any business standing at a plate. But the…

A Brief Word on Chase Utley, The Leg-Breaker

Posted by olabner on October 13, 2015April 27, 2017 in Ethics, NL, Rules

There is no need to be melodramatic, for Ruben Tejada was already that, leaning on his cane while waving to Met fans before Game 3. He’d tossed his crutches after just a couple of days. Remarkable. He resembled the Penguin…

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