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4-3 all over again (StL and KC rematch)

Posted by olabner on July 23, 2015April 27, 2017 in Fan, St. Louis Cardinals

St. Louis and Kansas City played tonight. They wore jerseys and pants styled after their 1985 World Series. St. Louis players wore patches that read “National League champions.” The teams lost a game to the rain June 14, and reunited…

My liege: ode to King Felix Hernandez

Posted by olabner on June 26, 2015April 27, 2017 in AL, Fan, Seattle Mariners

Felix, I thought you’d be better. I had a chance to sit in your throne as I wandered the halls of Safeco. Clearly, it was unoccupied. I mean. You were pitching and all. Not well. But. You’ll pitch again. Your…

Get set: my aim to find a batting practice ball.

Posted by olabner on June 25, 2015April 27, 2017 in AL, Fan, Seattle Mariners

We stood below the steps like high school runners at district meets. Someone else can stand in the bleachers and drink Gatorade plucked from the boosters’ cooler. 17-year-olds wore socks mid-calf that showed the city skyline. Several children carried baseball…

fatigue, it’s true!

Posted by olabner on June 18, 2015April 27, 2017 in Fan

Beloved baseball, what has happened? Between me and you. I used to cherish our time together. It seems that time is through. It’s not that there is something else that I would rather do. It’s only that I’m working more…

Yuck and Other Thoughts on The Hack.

Posted by olabner on June 16, 2015April 27, 2017 in AL, Fan, NL, St. Louis Cardinals

It’s possible some employees of the St. Louis Cardinals organization tampered with the Houston Astros player database. The Cardinals look bad, which is almost as good as other teams doing well. Still, it’s particularly embarrassing for an organization that prides…

The View from Here.

Posted by olabner on June 12, 2015April 27, 2017 in Fan, St. Louis Cardinals

He waited at third. As if anyone ever waits at third, standing around watching the sun dipping toward the seats along the top of the stadium. If you sit up there you’re likely to believe you might tumble down, knocking…

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